Would you belive it?

[Mark]

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999.

Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!''

*click* *BANG*

Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?"

[stephen.buxton]

got it on f/book, thought it brilll..  ;D

[dragon]

D D D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest]

;D ;D ;D

[dean_lincs]

;D ;D ;D :P >:D